Player Roster July 25 & 26

FRI 7/25 8pm ComedySportz
REF: Katie
BLUE: Dedrick Paul
RED: Doug Ian
DJ: Liz
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Pete Cat

FRI 7/25 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Liz Katie Doug Dedrick Ian Paul
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Pete Cat

SAT 7/26 7:30pm Comedy Hypnosis w/ Dick Dyszel on our 2nd Stage
SAT 7/26 7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: Liz
PLAY: Seth PeteD Shayna DaveR Lyle Butch
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Mary Scotty Pete Cat Dawn

SAT 7/26 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Liz Seth Lyle Josh Butch PeteD
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Mary Scotty Pete Cat Dawn

Player Spotlight: Butch!

Name- Butch Snowcap Burrage

Year Started- 1992 Austin / 2008 DC

Hometown- Houston, Texas

Birthday- Classified

How long have you been doing improv?- 17 years

Favorite Game- Chorus of Discontent/Dear Abner

Favorite Word- hooplah

Biography-

Butch originally became a CSZ player in 1992 on the San Antonio CSZ team. Since then he's also been an owner/player of several improv troups on several continents. He rejoined the Comedy Sportz family in 2008. He also likes alpaca rides in the dead of winter...we're not kidding. Seriously.

Lightning Round:

Twinkies or hohos?
hohos
Unibrow or shave?
shaved
Bums or hobos?
hobos
Favorite saying?
Where you go, there you are
Socks?
wet
Last song stuck in your head?
Magic Carpet Ride
Favorite tv show from childhood?
Gilligan's Island (how dare you)
Monkey or clowns?
monkeys
Who will eventually rule the earth?
monkeys (it's best to kiss their butts NOW, before they rule the world)
Love or money?
Love
Reality tv or japanese game show?
Japaneses Game Show all day long

* Butch is Playing this week! Come and check him out!

July 18 & 19

FRI 7/18 8pm ComedySportz
REF: Menkin
PLAY: Katie PeteD Dedrick Troy AJ DaveH
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Dawn Thayer Danielle Cat

FRI 7/18 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Katie Menkin Dedrick PeteD Troy AJ
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Dawn Thayer Danielle Cat Pete

SAT 7/19 7:30pm Comedy Hypnosis on our 2nd Stage
SAT 7/19 7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: DanC
PLAY: Jordana Butch Dedrick DaveH
DJ: AJ
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Danielle Cat Pete

SAT 7/19 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: DanC Jordana Butch Dedrick AJ
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Danielle Cat Pete

This makes me so happy

I've watched this three times in a row, and it just makes me giggle.

Posted by Liz

Spotlight Player: Dedrick!

Name-Dedrick "U Betta Eat Your"Brockington

Year Started- 2006

Hometown- Florence,SC
Birthday- January 25

How long have you been doing improv?- Life is improv! Officially 2006, I think.
Favorite Game- 5 Things, Styles,

What is your favorite audience (or performer) moment in a show?- The audience generally loves it when we get the suggestion of "pudding" and I do Bill Cosby. I just love huge audiences!


Lightning Round

Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra?

Joan Rivers, she'd talk it to death!

Twinkies or hohos?

Who you callin' a Ho??!!

Unibrow or shave?

Shave!

Bums or hobos?

And the difference is what again??

Favorite saying?

Your future isn't determined by your past. Everyone makes mistakes,but it's what you learn& how you grow from those mistakes that makes the difference!

Socks?

Yes!

Last song stuck in your head?

It's in your head,in your head, Zombie,Zombie....

Favorite tv show from childhood?

Wild,Wild World of Animals & Reading Rainbow

Monkey or clowns?

Clowns

Who will eventually rule the earth?

The Illuminati &Gas Prices!

Love or money?

YES

Reality tv or japanese game show?

MXC all the way!

*Dedrick is playing this weekend! Come check him out!

Line-up for July 11-12, 2008

Hey Everyone!
Just a special added note that we have Jim Doyle playing with us on Friday. Jim is a CSZ Emeritus Player visiting from Florida. Come and check it out!

FRIDAY 7/11

ComedySportz - 8pm
Referee: Dedrick
Players: AJ, Courtney, Colin, Troy, Josh, and JimDoyle
Sound: Keeley
House: Keeley, Pete, Will, Dawn

The Blue Show- 10pm
Players: AJ, PeteD, Courtney, Colin, Troy, Dedrick, Josh, Jim Doyle
Sound: Keeley
House: Keeley, Pete,Will, Dawn

SATURDAY 7/12

Hypno Show- 7:30 pm (in blackblox theater)

ComedySportz- 7:30pm
Referee: Dan C.
Players: Jordana, Butch, Seth, AJ, Katie, Dedrick, Ratner
Sound: Keeley
House: Keeley, Pete, Will

The Blue Show- 10pm
Players: Butch, Seth, AJ, Katie, Dedrick, Ratner
Sound: Keeley
House: Keeley, Pete, Will

Tater Makes Up for Doing Wrong

Recently some Comedy Spot employees discovered Darth Tater at the scene of a crime. Tater was the prime suspect and was charged with murder for the death of a Care Bear.

Tater was taken to court, but by some twist of fate (or of his hand perhaps) the judge gave him only community service for his sentence.

Tatter was spotted by one of our reporters this weekend at the semiannual Vietnam Veterans gathering located on the concessions counter. The photos seen here are of one of the most awarded Care Bears from Vietnam and Darth Tater. The judge was also in attendance he can be seen on the left of the shot.

It seems that Tater has done his time for his crime. Some would say that the time was unfitting for his crime. That speculation is not in our power as the reporters to make. However Darth Tater has perhaps found some loop-hole in our justice system.

Conspiracies aside, the shot seen here is a heart warming one. Showing that justice does happen sometimes.

We will be following the developing stories surrounding Darth Tater and providing you with up to date information.

This article and pictures provided by ace reporter: Scott Turner

SUMMER CLASSES

You asked for them - and we deliver!

In response to popular demand,
we're offering IMPROV 101
and a brand new class called
"ComedySportz Performance Skills"
to help students prepare for our mainstage auditions in the Fall.

Learn more about classes

Player Spotlight: Shayna!

Name- Shayna Whatchoo Talkin' Bout Willis

Year Started- 2007

Hometown- Pittsburgh, PA

Birthday- October 1

How long have you been doing improv? - 10 Years

Favorite Game- Yaay! Boo!

Favorite Word- Kittens

What is your favorite audience (or performer) moment in a show?- When puppets use jet packs.

Biography

Shayna is a middle school math teacher by day and aspiring comedienne by night. She lives in Alexandria, VA with her wonderful husband, two cats named Sneaky and The Bandit, and some nameless fish. Other hobbies include lead singer of a worship band and reading.

Lightning Round

Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra?

Joan Rivers

Twinkies or hohos?

Hohos

Unibrow or shave?

Shave

Bums or hobos?

Hobos

Favorite saying?

"You must be the change that you wish to see in the world."

Socks?

No

Last song stuck in your head?

Sweet Caroline (which I change the words to and sing 'Sweet Carl of Mine.")

Favorite tv show from childhood?

The A Team

Monkey or clowns?

Monkeys

Who will eventually rule the earth?

Cats or the Chinese, but it will be a tough fight to the finish

Love or money?

Love

Reality tv or japanese game show?

Reality TV!

*Shayna is performing this weekend- stop on by!

JULY 4th Weekend

Howdy everyone, here's our roster for the Weekend of July 4th.

Just a reminder that we are having a show on Thursday the 3rd, but not actually on July 4th!

THU 7/3 8pm COMEDYSPORTz (PG)
Players: Liz, Katie, Shayna
Mr. Voice: Thayer
House: Mary

(no shows July 4)

SAT 7/5 3pm COMEDYSPORTz-4-KIDz
Players: Liz and Shayna
Mr. Voice: Thayer
House: Mary

SAT 7/5 7:30pm COMEDYSPORTz (PG)
Ref: Dan C
Players: Liz, Shayna, Butch, PeteD
Mr. Voice: Thayer
House: Mary

SAT 7/5 7:30pm COMEDY HYPNOSIS (in blackbox)

SAT 7/5 10pm THE BLUE SHOW (R)
Players: Liz, Dan C, Butch
Sound: Thayer
House: Mary