Player Roster 1/2, 1/3 & 1/4

FRI 1/2

8pm ComedySportz
REF: DanC
BLUE: Thayer TimK
RED: Mimsi Brian
DJ: Jordana
SOUND: DaveB
HOUSE: Danielle Carley
SM: Danielle

10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Jordana TimK Carley DaveB DanC Thayer
SOUND: Brian
HOUSE: Danielle Mimsi
SM: Danielle

SAT 1/3

3pm ComedySportz for Kids
PLAY: DaveB & Danielle
SOUND: DaveB
HOUSE: Mary

7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: Menkin
BLUE: Carley Danielle
RED: Thayer ???
DJ: Liz
SOUND: DaveB
HOUSE: Mary

10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Menkin DaveB Carley Thayer Liz
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary

SUN 1/4

3pm ComedySportz for Kids (& party)
REF: Danielle
PLAY: DaveB Carley
SOUND: DaveB
HOUSE: DaveB

Player Roster 12/26 & 12/27

FRI 12/26

8pm ComedySportz
REF: Liz
BLUE: Carley
RED: Mimsi
DJ: DaveB Tari
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary

10pm The Blue Show
MOD: Liz
PLAY: Carley Tari DaveB Mimsi
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary

SAT 12/27

7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: DaveB
BLUE: Claire BobK
RED: JeffS TimK
DJ: Liz
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary Mimsi Tari
SM: KatieD

10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Liz KatieD Tari DaveB Mimsi
SOUND: Danielle BobK
HOUSE: Mary TimK
SM: Claire

Happy Holidays!

Single Ladies!

She can dance better than me. . .

~ Liz

Player Roster 12/19 & 12/20

FRI 12/19

8pm ComedySportz
REF: Ian
BLUE: Derek Carley Doug
RED: Meg Tari JeffS
DJ:
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: DaveB Mary
SM: KatieD

10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Carley Ian Derek Tari Doug DaveB KatieD JeffS
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary
SM: Meg

SAT 12/20

7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: DanC
BLUE: Carley Derek Tari
RED: Greer PeteD Mimsi
DJ: Jordana
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary
SM: Claire

10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Carley Greer PeteD Derek Jordana Tari DanC
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary Claire
SM:

Just Don't Feed Him After Midnight

Player Roster 12/12 & 12/13

8pm ComedySportz
REF: DaveB
BLUE: Ian Tari
RED: KatieD Carley
DJ: Paul
SOUND: Meg
HOUSE: Claire

10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Carley Paul Ian Tari DaveB Meg KatieD
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Claire

SAT 12/13

7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: MattH
BLUE: Carley KatieK Meg
RED: Derek Greer Mimsi
DJ: DaveB
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: BobK

10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: MattH Carley Greer KatieK Derek Tari DaveB
SOUND: Meg
HOUSE: BobK Mimsi

Player Roster 12/5, 12/6 & 12/7

This week, we have a special ComedySportz for Kids Show on Sunday!

FRI 12/5

8pm ComedySportz
REF: DanC
BLUE: Ian KateB Carley
RED: Mimsi Tari TimK
DJ: Jordana
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Meg
SM: DaveB

10pm The Blue Show
MOD: (all trade)
PLAY: Ian Jordana Tari DanC KateB TimK Meg DaveB
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mimsi
SM: Carley

SAT 12/6

3pm ComedySportz for Kids
REF: Danielle
PLAY: Shayna KatieD BobK Claire
SOUND: Claire
HOUSE: Mary

7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: MattH
BLUE: KatieD Rory Meg Ian
RED: Greer Derek Claire Butch
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary
SM: BobK

10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: KatieD MattH Greer Ian Derek Butch
SOUND: Meg
HOUSE: Mary BobK Claire
SM: Danielle

SUN 12/7

3pm ComedySportz for Kids
REF: Danielle
BLUE: Meg Paul Thayer
RED: Shayna JeffS BobK
DJ: SOUND: Meg
HOUSE: Mary

Just Adorable

more animals

Player Roster 11/28 and 11/29

FRI 11/28

8pm ComedySportz
REF: Liz
BLUE: Meg Carley Tari
RED: Greer Mimsi Claire
DJ: Doug "share the dude"
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary

10pm The Blue Show
MOD: Liz
PLAY: Carley Greer Tari Claire Mimsi Meg Doug
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary

SAT 11/29

7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: Liz
BLUE: Carley Greer Tari
RED: Meg Mimsi Ian
DJ: KatieD
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary BobK Claire

10pm The Blue Show
MOD: Liz
PLAY: KatieD Carley Greer Ian Tari
SOUND: Danielle Meg
HOUSE: Mary BobK Claire Mimsi

Commercial of the Day

QVC Strikes Again!

Player Roster 11/21 and 11/22

FRI 11/21

8pm ComedySportz
REF: JeffS
BLUE: Jordana Meg Derek DaveB
RED: Paul Greer KatieK DanC
SOUND: Danielle Carley Tari
HOUSE: Mary Thayer Claire Mimsi

10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: JeffS Carley Paul Greer KatieK Derek Jordana Tari
SOUND: Danielle Meg DanC
HOUSE: Mary Thayer Claire Mimsi

SAT 11/22

7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: MattH
BLUE: KatieD Butch Carley Derek
RED: Menkin Paul Greer Ian
SOUND: Danielle Meg
HOUSE: Mary Thayer BobK Claire

10PM The Blue Show
PLAY: KatieD MattH Butch Carley Paul Greer Ian Derek
SOUND: Danielle Meg
HOUSE: Mary Thayer BobK Claire

Meet Meg Rivers!

Meg SOLD ME DOWN THE Rivers
Year Started- 2008
Hometown- Park Ridge, NJ
Birthday- Sept. 14
How long have you been doing improv?- 6 months of classes
Favorite Game- Left
Favorite Word- Eclectic
What is your favorite audience (or performer) moment in a show?- Seth Alcorn doing a Shakespearean Day In The Life sketch and completely stealing the game with his Elizabethean take on Burger King.

Bio-During the day, I work at the National Museum of Natural History as an exhibit specialist. This job has allowed me to learn so much and play with some really cool things. Turn ons are: Cool days, comfortable blankets, steaming hot tea, and, my guilty pleasure: reality TV. Turn offs include: rude people, DC humidity, and the inability to have a super power.


Lightning Round -
Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra? Joan Rivers. Besides having a fabulous last name (no bias, really)... If she can go through all that plastic surgery and live to tell about it, she could surely survive a Mothra attack.
twinkies or hohos? Twinkies!!! They have the ability to last forever!
Unibrow or shave? Shave. If God didn't intend unibrows, then he wouldn't have given people the ability to make razor blades.
Bums or hobos? Bums... it's a great double entrendre
Favorite saying?"Makes me no nevermind." -Kitchen Kleen potatoes commercial.
Socks? of course!
Last song stuck in your head? Theme song for Dick Van Dyke show
Favorite tv show from childhood? Greatest American Hero
monkey or clowns?Monkeys are much cuter and don't have horror films made after them.
Who will eventually rule the earth?Sea monkeys. They are just waiting to hit the evolution jackpot.
love or money?I can't have both?
reality tv or japanese game show?Hm, this is a toughy. Japanese game show.

*Meg is playing this weekend! Come and see her!

Meet Courtney Fontaine!

Courtney "3 Coins in a" Fontaine
Year Started- 2006

Hometown- Columbia, MD
Birthday- January 7

How long have you been doing improv?- 2 years
Favorite Game- Switch Interview

Favorite Word- Noodle

What is your favorite audience (or performer) moment in a show?- I remember a show where Brian Levy wound up being the last person left in Fairy Tale Suvivor, and he was doing a Marxist revolutionary version of the 3 little pigs. There was not a single dry eye in the house, everyone was laughing so hard.

Bio- Courtney just finished a nice stint doing a great play for the NYC Fringe Festival. You can see her perform with the O'Danny Girls at the Maryland Renaissance Festival. She really likes grilled cheese and tomato soup on rainy days.

Lightning Round

Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra? Joan

Twinkies or hohos? Hohos...hands down

Unibrow or shave? Face maintanence is good

Bums or hobos? Hobos

Favorite saying? "Mother of Pearl" and "I know, right?"

Socks? as puppets

Last song stuck in your head? Bandages, by Hot Hot Heat

Favorite tv show from childhood? Smurfs Smurfs Smurfs

monkey or clowns? Monkeys

Who will eventually rule the earth? I think I saw a movie with the answer;" D#@n Dirty Apes!"

Love or money? Love

Reality tv or japanese game show? Reality TV

* Courtney is playing this weekend! Come and see her!

Player Roster 9/19 and 9/20

FRI 9/19

8pm Comedy Sportz
REF: DanC
BLUE: Jordana Paul TimK
RED: Courtney Derek Lyle
DJ: DaveH
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE:Thayer & Pat
10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Courtney Paul Jordana Ian DanC Lyle
SOUND: Danielle & TimK
HOUSE: Thayer

SAT 9/20
7:30pm Comedy Sportz
REF: KatieD
BLUE: MattH Ian Meg
RED: Butch Derek Thayer
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary
10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Derek Butch Ian Carley KatieD
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary

Meet Dan Cole!

Dan "Char" Cole
Year Started- 2007
Hometown- Philadelphia, PA, now Fairfax, VA
Birthday- Groundhog Day (February 2nd)
How long have you been doing improv?- Several months
Favorite Game- Acronyms, Try That On For Size, Yay Boo, I Like My Women, Comic Book
Favorite Word- Triplicate, cellar door; not because of their meaning, just because they sound pleasant to the ear
What is your favorite audience (or performer) moment in a show?- A player got a fairytale mixed up in Fairytale Survivor, and the gag for the rest of the game was that elements from just about every fairytale imaginable crept into the scenes.

Bio-

Dan Cole (born December 3, 1965) is a German figure skater from the city of Staaken (formerly Karl-Marx-Staet). Dan won two Olympic gold medals, 1984 in the Sarajevo Olympics and the second in 1988 at the Calgary Olympics. He won the world championships in 1984, 1985, 1987, and 1988. He gained a lot of attention when he posed for Playboy Magazine in 1998.


Lightning Round
Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra? Mothra, like all ginormous moths, are attracted to light. Therefore, Mothra wouldn't be able to see Joan Rivers (who is pure darkness), leaving Ms. Rivers free to use her fire breath to kill Mothra.
twinkies or hohos? Twinkies.
Unibrow or shave? SHAVE!
Bums or hobos? Hobos. Better representation in Looney Tunes.
Favorite saying? Caution is the path to mediocrity.
Socks? Sake.
Last song stuck in your head? How Does She Know?
Favorite tv show from childhood? Ducktales, The Mysterious Cities of Gold
monkey or clowns? Monkeys!
Who will eventually rule the earth? ME!
love or money? Both.
reality tv or japanese game show? KYOO NO TEMA WA KORE DESU: MATSUTAKE!!!!

Meet Jordana Cole!!!

Jordana “Rama” Cole

Year Started- 2007

Hometown- born and raised in NJ, but I now consider Fairfax, VA my hometown

Birthday- October 20

How long have you been doing improv?- on and off since 1999

Favorite Game- 5 Thingz; Sit, Stand, Kneel

Favorite Word- Rock – it’s a noun, verb, and adjective all in one, and has different definitions depending on how you use it!

What is your favorite audience (or performer) moment in a show?- The “Loyal Fans” tried to give a brown bag foul to a 5 year old kid, who was one of our volunteers in Columnz!

Lightning Round

Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra? Joan Rivers. She’s not made of organic material.

twinkies or hohos? How about a twinkie hoho sandwich? Yum……

Unibrow or shave? Shave

Bums or hobos? Hobos…they have fun knapsacks on sticks

Favorite saying? “I’d rather see the world from another angle.” - Jewel

Socks? Yes, but only for puppet and monkey purposes

Last song stuck in your head? Viva la Vida by Coldplay

Favorite tv show from childhood? Fraggle Rock

Monkey or clowns? Monkeys

Who will eventually rule the earth? All hail the Hypnotoad

Love or money? “All you need is love”

Reality tv or japanese game show? Ninja Warrior all the way!

*Jordana is playing this week! Come and See her!

Player Roster 9/12 and 9/13

FRI 9/12

8pm Comedy Sportz
REF: DanC
BLUE: Lyle PeteQ Paul
RED: Menkin Doug Tania
DJ: Jordana
SOUND: Thayer
HOUSE:Danielle

10pm Blue Show
PLAYERS: Menkin, JeffS, Paul, Jordana, Doug, Lyle
SOUND: DanC
HOUSE: Danielle and Thayer

9/13

7:30pm Comedy Sportz
REF: KatieD
BLUE: JeffS, Derek, Greer
RED: Butch, Ian, Mimsi
DJ: Lyle
SOUND: Meg
HOUSE: Mary, Carley

10pm Blue Show

PLAYERS: Derek, JeffS, Butch, KatieD, Greer, Ian, Carley, Lyle
SOUND: Meg
HOUSE: Mary

*All names are subject to change

Meet Thayer Rasnick!!

Thayer Rasnick
"Knock Knock, Who's" Thayer Rasnick
Year Started- 2008
Hometown- Beaumont, Texas
Birthday- July 12
How long have you been doing improv?- On and off for a few years,steady for the past 9 months
Favorite Game- Life
Favorite Word- Deuteronomy


Lightning Round:
Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra? I think Joan will at least outlive Mothra...
Twinkies or hohos? Yes please.
Unibrow or shave? I am blessed with perfect twin brows, thank you.
Bums or hobos? No difference, I'll roll them both for change.
Favorite saying? If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Socks? Why not?
Last song stuck in your head? Primus - Jerry Was A Racecar DriverFavorite
TV show from childhood? Thundercats
Monkey or clowns? Monkeys; they fling poo at scary clowns!
Who will eventually rule the earth? Sock puppets
Love or money? Yes please.
Reality TV or Japanese game show? Bah! Give me Food Network anyday!

*Come and see Thayer this weekend!!!

Meet Ian Mothorp!!!

Ian Mothorp Ian ("Remember the Ala"Mothorp)
Year Started- 2008
Hometown- Snellville, Georgia
Birthday- 08/23
How long have you been doing improv?- 4 years
Favorite Game- Crazy Hillbilly Hijinks
Favorite Word- skidoosh

Bio- Ian has spent many moons on the stage. Way back in high school there was musical theater, and in college there was a little bit of Shakespeare. However, one fateful freshman day, there was a full moon, and the planets had aligned, and he had just eaten a particularly tasty Pita that he became involved in the Berry College improv troupe "Easy Baked Improv". There was no going back. Four wonderful years were spent with friends making people laugh. There were good times, bad times, hard times, easy times, and lots of other times, but in the end fun was had lessons were learned and the story was eventually made into an afterschool special. Sadly, after college terrible things happened, things like -- graduate school, and -- internships, and -- really time consuming and stressful jobs that prevented Ian from improving. However, with his recent move to the DC area comes a renewed effort towards truth, justice, and the completely made up way.

Lightning Round
Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra? Joan, and she would look fabulous doing it
twinkies or hohos? hohos
Unibrow or shave? Go pluck yourself!
Bums or hobos? hobos for the boxing
Favorite saying? skidoosh
Socks? Why not
Last song stuck in your head? Ambulence Driver - The Slip
Favorite tv show from childhood? X-Men
monkey or clowns? monkey

*Check out Ian this weekend !!!!
Who will eventually rule the earth? Our Ant-Overloards
love or money? money for nothing, chicks for free
reality tv or japanese game show? japanese ame show

Player Roster 9/5,6 & 7

FRI 9/5 8pm ComedySportz (PG)
REF: Courtney
BLUE: JeffS Derek KatieK
RED: Ian Greer Rory
SOUND: Meg & Danielle
HOUSE: Carley Mimsi TimK

FRI 9/5 10pm The Blue Show (R)
PLAY: Courtney JeffS Derek Ian KatieK Greer Rory
SOUND: Meg & Danielle
HOUSE: Carley Mimsi TimK

SAT 9/6 3pm ComedySportz-4- Kidz (PG)
PLAY: KatieD Thayer
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Mary

SAT 9/6 7:30 ComedySportz (PG)
REF: DanC
BLUE: Shayna Thayer
RED: Ian Derek
DJ: Jordana
SOUND: Butch
HOUSE: Danielle & KatieD

SAT 9/6 10pm The Blue Show (R)
PLAY: Butch KatieD Jordana DanC Carley
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer & Derek & Ian

SUN 9/7 3pm ComedySportz-4- Kidz (PG)
PLAY: Shayna TimK Carley
SOUND & HOUSE: Danielle

The ending got me a little misty . . .

~ Liz

Ode to Joy

~ Liz

Player Roster 8/29 & 30

FRI 8/29 8pm ComedySportz
REF: DanC
PLAY: KatieD JeffS Jordana Courtney Dedrick MattH
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer

FRI 8/29 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: MattH JeffS Jordana DanC Courtney Dedrick KatieD
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer

SAT 8/30 7:30pm Comedy Hypnosis w/ Dick Dyszel on 2nd Stage

SAT 8/30 7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: Butch
BLUE: PeteD TimK
RED: JeffS BobK
DJ: Jack
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Dawn

SAT 8/30 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: PeteD KatieD Butch JeffS TimK Greer
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Dawn

Player Roster AUG 15 & 16

FRI 8/15 8pm "Quest for Marriage Island" (R)
(on our 2nd stage)

FRI 8/15 8pm ComedySportz (PG)
REF: Menkin
BLUE: Dedrick KatieD Troy
RED: Shayna Ian Derek
DJ: Liz
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer PatB

FRI 8/15 10pm blue
MOD: Liz
PLAY: KatieD Dedrick Menkin Troy Ian Derek
SOUND:Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer

SAT 8/16 7:30pm "Quest for Marriage Island" (R)
(on our 2nd stage)

SAT 8/16 7:30pm ComedySportz (PG)
REF: DanC
BLUE: Liz Jordana Tari
RED: Butch Ian Derek
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Mary Keeley Dawn

SAT 8/16 10pm blue
MOD: Liz
PLAY: Jordana DanC Butch Ian Derek Tari
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Mary Keeley Dawn

Star Wars Dance Off

Who doesn't love a dancing Jawa?

(posted by Liz)

Player Roster AUG 8 & 9

FRI 8/8 8pm DCCOMEDYFEST
"Learn These Names" (R)

FRI 8/8 8pm ComedySportz (PG)
REF: MattH
PLAY: KatieD Dedrick Paul KK
DJ: Corey
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer

FRI 8/8 10pm DCCOMEDYFEST
"Learn These Names" (R)

FRI 8/8 10pm The Blue Show (R)
PLAY: KatieD MattH Dedrick Paul KK Corey
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer

SAT 8/9 7:30pm DCCOMEDYFEST
"Laughing Liberally" (R)

SAT 8/9 7:30pm ComedySportz (PG)
REF: Jack
PLAY: Butch Seth Jordana PeteD DanC Josh Todd Paul
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Mary Dawn

SAT 8/9 10pm The Blue Show (R)
PLAY: Butch Seth Jordana Jack PeteD DanC Josh Todd
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Mary Dawn

Player Roster AUG 1 & 2

FRI 8/1 8pm ComedySportz
REF: DanC
PLAY: Dedrick Ian
DJ: Jordana Liz
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Pete

FRI 8/1 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: DanC Jordana Liz Dedrick Ian
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Pete

SAT 8/2 3pm ComedySportz-4-Kidz
PLAY: Liz Shayna
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Mary

SAT 8/2 7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: KatieD
PLAY: Shayna Butch Dedrick Troy Liz
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Mary Pete Dawn

SAT 8/2 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Liz Butch Brian Dedrick KatieD Troy
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Mary Pete Dawn

Player Roster July 25 & 26

FRI 7/25 8pm ComedySportz
REF: Katie
BLUE: Dedrick Paul
RED: Doug Ian
DJ: Liz
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Pete Cat

FRI 7/25 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Liz Katie Doug Dedrick Ian Paul
SOUND: Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Pete Cat

SAT 7/26 7:30pm Comedy Hypnosis w/ Dick Dyszel on our 2nd Stage
SAT 7/26 7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: Liz
PLAY: Seth PeteD Shayna DaveR Lyle Butch
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Mary Scotty Pete Cat Dawn

SAT 7/26 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Liz Seth Lyle Josh Butch PeteD
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Mary Scotty Pete Cat Dawn

Player Spotlight: Butch!

Name- Butch Snowcap Burrage

Year Started- 1992 Austin / 2008 DC

Hometown- Houston, Texas

Birthday- Classified

How long have you been doing improv?- 17 years

Favorite Game- Chorus of Discontent/Dear Abner

Favorite Word- hooplah

Biography-

Butch originally became a CSZ player in 1992 on the San Antonio CSZ team. Since then he's also been an owner/player of several improv troups on several continents. He rejoined the Comedy Sportz family in 2008. He also likes alpaca rides in the dead of winter...we're not kidding. Seriously.

Lightning Round:

Twinkies or hohos?
hohos
Unibrow or shave?
shaved
Bums or hobos?
hobos
Favorite saying?
Where you go, there you are
Socks?
wet
Last song stuck in your head?
Magic Carpet Ride
Favorite tv show from childhood?
Gilligan's Island (how dare you)
Monkey or clowns?
monkeys
Who will eventually rule the earth?
monkeys (it's best to kiss their butts NOW, before they rule the world)
Love or money?
Love
Reality tv or japanese game show?
Japaneses Game Show all day long

* Butch is Playing this week! Come and check him out!

July 18 & 19

FRI 7/18 8pm ComedySportz
REF: Menkin
PLAY: Katie PeteD Dedrick Troy AJ DaveH
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Dawn Thayer Danielle Cat

FRI 7/18 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: Katie Menkin Dedrick PeteD Troy AJ
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Dawn Thayer Danielle Cat Pete

SAT 7/19 7:30pm Comedy Hypnosis on our 2nd Stage
SAT 7/19 7:30pm ComedySportz
REF: DanC
PLAY: Jordana Butch Dedrick DaveH
DJ: AJ
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Danielle Cat Pete

SAT 7/19 10pm The Blue Show
PLAY: DanC Jordana Butch Dedrick AJ
SOUND: Thayer Danielle
HOUSE: Thayer Danielle Cat Pete

This makes me so happy

I've watched this three times in a row, and it just makes me giggle.

Posted by Liz

Spotlight Player: Dedrick!

Name-Dedrick "U Betta Eat Your"Brockington

Year Started- 2006

Hometown- Florence,SC
Birthday- January 25

How long have you been doing improv?- Life is improv! Officially 2006, I think.
Favorite Game- 5 Things, Styles,

What is your favorite audience (or performer) moment in a show?- The audience generally loves it when we get the suggestion of "pudding" and I do Bill Cosby. I just love huge audiences!


Lightning Round

Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra?

Joan Rivers, she'd talk it to death!

Twinkies or hohos?

Who you callin' a Ho??!!

Unibrow or shave?

Shave!

Bums or hobos?

And the difference is what again??

Favorite saying?

Your future isn't determined by your past. Everyone makes mistakes,but it's what you learn& how you grow from those mistakes that makes the difference!

Socks?

Yes!

Last song stuck in your head?

It's in your head,in your head, Zombie,Zombie....

Favorite tv show from childhood?

Wild,Wild World of Animals & Reading Rainbow

Monkey or clowns?

Clowns

Who will eventually rule the earth?

The Illuminati &Gas Prices!

Love or money?

YES

Reality tv or japanese game show?

MXC all the way!

*Dedrick is playing this weekend! Come check him out!

Line-up for July 11-12, 2008

Hey Everyone!
Just a special added note that we have Jim Doyle playing with us on Friday. Jim is a CSZ Emeritus Player visiting from Florida. Come and check it out!

FRIDAY 7/11

ComedySportz - 8pm
Referee: Dedrick
Players: AJ, Courtney, Colin, Troy, Josh, and JimDoyle
Sound: Keeley
House: Keeley, Pete, Will, Dawn

The Blue Show- 10pm
Players: AJ, PeteD, Courtney, Colin, Troy, Dedrick, Josh, Jim Doyle
Sound: Keeley
House: Keeley, Pete,Will, Dawn

SATURDAY 7/12

Hypno Show- 7:30 pm (in blackblox theater)

ComedySportz- 7:30pm
Referee: Dan C.
Players: Jordana, Butch, Seth, AJ, Katie, Dedrick, Ratner
Sound: Keeley
House: Keeley, Pete, Will

The Blue Show- 10pm
Players: Butch, Seth, AJ, Katie, Dedrick, Ratner
Sound: Keeley
House: Keeley, Pete, Will

Tater Makes Up for Doing Wrong

Recently some Comedy Spot employees discovered Darth Tater at the scene of a crime. Tater was the prime suspect and was charged with murder for the death of a Care Bear.

Tater was taken to court, but by some twist of fate (or of his hand perhaps) the judge gave him only community service for his sentence.

Tatter was spotted by one of our reporters this weekend at the semiannual Vietnam Veterans gathering located on the concessions counter. The photos seen here are of one of the most awarded Care Bears from Vietnam and Darth Tater. The judge was also in attendance he can be seen on the left of the shot.

It seems that Tater has done his time for his crime. Some would say that the time was unfitting for his crime. That speculation is not in our power as the reporters to make. However Darth Tater has perhaps found some loop-hole in our justice system.

Conspiracies aside, the shot seen here is a heart warming one. Showing that justice does happen sometimes.

We will be following the developing stories surrounding Darth Tater and providing you with up to date information.

This article and pictures provided by ace reporter: Scott Turner

SUMMER CLASSES

You asked for them - and we deliver!

In response to popular demand,
we're offering IMPROV 101
and a brand new class called
"ComedySportz Performance Skills"
to help students prepare for our mainstage auditions in the Fall.

Learn more about classes

Player Spotlight: Shayna!

Name- Shayna Whatchoo Talkin' Bout Willis

Year Started- 2007

Hometown- Pittsburgh, PA

Birthday- October 1

How long have you been doing improv? - 10 Years

Favorite Game- Yaay! Boo!

Favorite Word- Kittens

What is your favorite audience (or performer) moment in a show?- When puppets use jet packs.

Biography

Shayna is a middle school math teacher by day and aspiring comedienne by night. She lives in Alexandria, VA with her wonderful husband, two cats named Sneaky and The Bandit, and some nameless fish. Other hobbies include lead singer of a worship band and reading.

Lightning Round

Steel Cage Match- Joan Rivers vs. Mothra?

Joan Rivers

Twinkies or hohos?

Hohos

Unibrow or shave?

Shave

Bums or hobos?

Hobos

Favorite saying?

"You must be the change that you wish to see in the world."

Socks?

No

Last song stuck in your head?

Sweet Caroline (which I change the words to and sing 'Sweet Carl of Mine.")

Favorite tv show from childhood?

The A Team

Monkey or clowns?

Monkeys

Who will eventually rule the earth?

Cats or the Chinese, but it will be a tough fight to the finish

Love or money?

Love

Reality tv or japanese game show?

Reality TV!

*Shayna is performing this weekend- stop on by!

JULY 4th Weekend

Howdy everyone, here's our roster for the Weekend of July 4th.

Just a reminder that we are having a show on Thursday the 3rd, but not actually on July 4th!

THU 7/3 8pm COMEDYSPORTz (PG)
Players: Liz, Katie, Shayna
Mr. Voice: Thayer
House: Mary

(no shows July 4)

SAT 7/5 3pm COMEDYSPORTz-4-KIDz
Players: Liz and Shayna
Mr. Voice: Thayer
House: Mary

SAT 7/5 7:30pm COMEDYSPORTz (PG)
Ref: Dan C
Players: Liz, Shayna, Butch, PeteD
Mr. Voice: Thayer
House: Mary

SAT 7/5 7:30pm COMEDY HYPNOSIS (in blackbox)

SAT 7/5 10pm THE BLUE SHOW (R)
Players: Liz, Dan C, Butch
Sound: Thayer
House: Mary

Care Bears in Trouble!

Attention all loyal fans your help is required.

One of the house staff of the Comedy Spot found the twisted remains of a Care Bear in Darth Tater's hands. The next day two other staff members followed up on the claim and took the attached photos.

"Darth Tater was such a long term resident of The Comedy Spot - always guarding the concession stand...I can't believe he'd do this" says Keeley M, one of the staff members to take the pictures.

"I just don't feel safe anymore.", says senior house staff member Mary R.

The crime is suspected to have been committed on a Friday during a ComedySportz show. The house staff and players were caught up in the pre-show excitement and no one noticed this strange and terrible happening.

Tater is still rumored to be standing at the scene along with the Care Bear's remains. The house staff of The Comedy Spot are working hard to uncover the name of the Care Bear but none can be found.

Any one with information to this crime should contact Liz promptly.

No reward is offered.

~ this story brought to you by Scott Turner

June 27 & June 28 Lineups

FRI 6/27 8pm COMEDYSPORTz (PG)
Referee: Katie Dun
Players: AJ (from Milwaukee CSz), Butch, Courtney, Dave, Doug, Jon, Pete
Mr. Voice: Thayer
House: Mary

FRI 6/27 10pm BLUE SHOW (R)
Players: AJ, Butch, Courtney, Doug, Jon, Katie
Sound: Thayer
House: Mary

SAT 6/28 7:30pm COMEDYSPORTz (PG)
Referee: Liz
Players: Brian, DanC, Dave, Jeff, Jordana, Katie
Mister Voice: AJ
Sound: Thayer
House: Mary

SAT 6/28 10pm BLUE SHOW (R)
Players: AJ, DanC, Jeff, Jordana, Katie, Liz
Sound: Thayer
House: Mary

*Please note that all of the players and or team rosters are subject to change

AUDITIONS

Hey loyal fans, think you got what it takes?
Then stop by the Comedy Spot on Sunday 6/29 at 6:00 pm for auditions. Be sure to bring some laughs and warm up your funny bone before the audition.

Come out on and show us your stuff!

Learn more:
www.comedyindc.com/auditions.htm